Welcome to The Chamber of Commerce.

We are in the process of getting our corporate headquarters up and running. Stay tuned for news about upcoming releases and the like.

All the best,

Management

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The Chamber of Commerce News Update™.

SEPTEMBER 24, 2008:

What happened around here? Uh, life happened, I guess. We're still at 80% around here, but what's a website good for anyway? Wait. Don't answer that.

Anyway, we are so happy to be bringing you the new Ham1 album, The Underground Stream! Go to www.ham1.org and download the sucker or by it at your local digital retailer. More information coming soon. We are so glad to be back, and we promise to do better.

SEPTEMBER 9, 2007:

Between watching Heroes and Samuel Fuller movies (Management recommends The Steel Helmet), we've found time to work on the website, which should be operating at about 95% within the week. Hell, we can go ahead and call this thing "live" if we want, though the promotional campaigns for the bands haven't hit high gear yet. Or any gear, for that matter. We're gonna roll out Ceramic Dvck, Blak Thor, and Special Agent Crazy Flower first. Murder Beach, too. The Chamber of Commerce don't do traditional release dates. Our records are eternal. Now, then, and forever.

SEPTEMBER 2, 2007:

Well, it sure has been quite a bit since we gave a news update. Sorry about that. The Chamber of Commerce is getting close to its internet debut. The elves are working in the workshop. The hamsters are spinning the wheels. The monkeys are typing away. And we just keep signing bands. Check the Staff and Products sections for more updates!

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JUNE 26, 2007:

Setting up artist media kits on the Staff section of the site. It's taking forever, but Management is pleased with the content. Management is really annoyed with the Products section of the site, which is not yet ready for Prime Time. Operating a digital-only label is hard!

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JUNE 16, 2007:

Management decided to go live with the Staff page, even though most of the links don't work. Management is impulsive in that regard.

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JUNE 15, 2007:

Management is currently receiving constructive criticism about the site from the genial staff, and they have made some pretty reasonable suggestions. One of the complaints deals with the layout itself and these little divider bars containing money and cash registers and such. I rather like them. Some say they are cluttered. What do you think?

JUNE 14, 2007:

Management added The Chamber of Commerce News Update™ (see above). Come here for all kinds of news and stuff about The Chamber of Commerce. Um, as the name suggests. Okay. I'm done now.

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JUNE 13, 2007:

We have the Media page up-and-running, though contentt is constantly being added. The Staff section is taking longer than expected. There is just so much writing and information and pictures and blah blah blah blah.

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JUNE 12, 2007:

The site is somewhat alive-and-kicking insofar as you can read this if you have working eyeballs.

JUNE 27, 1975:

Management is born. Caterwauling and covered in goo, one presumes.

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