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Contact The Chamber of Commerce.
If you desire to contact The Chamber of Commerce, please do so through electronic mail:
thechamberofcommerce [at] gmail [dot] com
We anxiously await your correspondence. If you need direction as to the subject of said electronic mail might we suggest something along the lines of "It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance" or "Here is a hundred dollar bill" or "Wanna smell my thighs?" These will most certainly pique our collective interests!
We find "Hey!" or "Hey you!" to be rather gauche. In fact, restrain from yelling at us at all. Know that we have no need for nether region enhancement. We are not interested in Nigerian banking. Our software supply currently sits at maxima.
Also, we do not speak your odious "Elite Speak." We find it to be teh absolute sucksor.
Friends of The Chamber of Commerce.
We endorse the following folks to the fullest of our capabilities. We do acknowledge that some of these organizations or people might not know that they are a friend of The Chamber of Commerce, though we are sure that they would be honored, were they to know. Here is the list (in alphabetical order as to avoid jealous rage amongst selected parties):
The Wire (the magazine)
The Wire (the TV show)
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